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Entries for the ‘Workplace Stupidity’ Category

I can has a food?

(11:26:52 AM) WunSick: Man, I am starving, ugh.
(11:27:02 AM) WunSick: How can I possibly fix this situation
(11:27:08 AM) WunSick: If there was only some way, to not be hungry anymore.
(11:27:20 AM) BiggieRP: I heard of this thing called “food”
(11:27:31 AM) WunSick: Yeah, but I stared at it all day, but I was still hungry!
(11:27:43 AM) [...]

Ah, technology…

(2:49:57 PM) Ryan: Thought I lost a laptop
(2:50:00 PM) Ryan: Was about to pee my pants…
(3:07:32 PM) Ryan: Even though I was sad I might have lost it, it wasn’t worth having.
(3:07:35 PM) Ryan: piece of crap
(3:08:36 PM) WunSick: lol
(3:08:44 PM) WunSick: 500mhz with 128kb of ram
(3:08:46 PM) WunSick: windows 3.1
(3:08:49 PM) WunSick: WORTH HAVING.
(3:09:01 [...]

Stupidity can rub off on you…

(12:20:59 PM) David: this is re-fucking-tarder
(12:21:01 PM) David: tarted
(12:21:02 PM) David: haha
(12:21:03 PM) David: whtever
(12:21:06 PM) WunSick: wow…
(12:21:07 PM) David: lmao
(12:21:08 PM) David: stfu
(12:21:12 PM) David: just listen
(12:21:15 PM) WunSick: I am speachless lol
(12:21:18 PM) WunSick: SPEECHLESS
(12:21:20 PM) WunSick: OH SWEET JESUS
(12:21:23 PM) David: lol
(12:21:25 PM) WunSick: I HATE YOU

Due to the dumb

(2:42:58 PM) HonkeyKong: Ugh. I wish I hadn’t started reading the SVN commit logs.
(2:43:02 PM) WunSick: Oh ?
(2:43:28 PM) HonkeyKong: Seeing that someone wasted all day writing a 500-line+ perl script to update one theater, with a ton of hardcoded values.
(2:43:34 PM) HonkeyKong: MY BRAIN IT NO WORKY NOW
(2:43:43 PM) HonkeyKong: NO BRAINING TODAY DUE [...]

Fuck soup..

(12:36:31 PM) David: it’s just fucking annoying
(12:38:32 PM) WunSick: Seriously… soup is pissing you off lol
(12:38:30 PM) David: dude it’s not just soup
(12:38:34 PM) David: it’s WORK + soup
(12:38:59 PM) David: i’m just like a ball of rage
(12:39:00 PM) WunSick: rofl ya
(12:39:03 PM) David: i just want to fucking go punch that old lady in [...]

You hear about Ryan, Man?

(3:25:36 PM) Ryan: That’s Ok, you don’t program that well anyway
(3:25:57 PM) Ryan: You wouldn’t be depriving the world of anything major
(3:27:01 PM) Chris: DUDE, THAT RYAN GUY.. HEARD OF HIM?
(3:27:22 PM) Chris: I HEAR HE TOLD THIS GUY LIKE HE WASNT ANY GOOD OR SOMETHING, I DONT KNOW, I DIDNT [...]

I almost the whole thing.

(11:00:35 AM) HonkeyKong: You accidentally a word. That’s bad.
(11:00:45 AM) WunSick: Will I be ok?
(11:00:57 AM) HonkeyKong: Only after you a coke bottle.
(11:01:12 AM) WunSick: A whole coke bottle?
(11:01:24 AM) HonkeyKong: Yes. A whole coke bottle.
(11:01:41 AM) WunSick: Well I almost the whole coke bottle but it didnt work.
(11:01:56 AM) HonkeyKong: Then you need to [...]

LOL I HAS SWINE FLU…

8:55:53 AM) WunSick: I still think this swine flu thing is amusing, I cant help but laugh..
(8:56:03 AM) HonkeyKong: It’s fucking retarded.
(8:56:15 AM) HonkeyKong: The media keeps talking about it, trying to freak everyone out.
(8:56:32 AM) HonkeyKong: Burn the swine flu scare into everybody’s heads, so it can be used as a marketing term to [...]

Terrible…

(2:02:47 PM) HonkeyKong: Some days, all I want to do are things that are unquestionably evil. >_<
(2:03:22 PM) WunSick: Ditto.
(2:03:43 PM) HonkeyKong: Just waiting for the day that I finally snap.
(2:03:48 PM) HonkeyKong: It’ll probably be all over the news.
(2:04:03 PM) HonkeyKong: “Geek snaps and kills hundreds of people… WITH SCIENCE!”
(2:04:28 PM) WunSick: Often times, [...]

Good work Jason!

(3:37:30 PM) Jason: oh
(3:37:36 PM) Jason: I raped a program in my software engineering class
(3:37:48 PM) Jason: I’m not usually a fan of bragging
(3:37:51 PM) Jason: but this email warrants it
(3:38:23 PM) Jason:
Dear Jason, This is a VERY IMPRESSIVE prototype system — simply a [...]