App Store… Fuck you.

June 18th, 2009

(9:08:18 AM) WunSick: Son of a bitch
(9:08:22 AM) WunSick: REQUIRES 3.0 LOLS
(9:08:32 AM) WunSick: I fucking hate you Apple.
(9:08:41 AM) HonkeyKong: Then maybe you should stop being a fucking caveman and upgrade.
(9:08:47 AM) WunSick: Hah.

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I almost the whole thing.

May 27th, 2009

(11:00:35 AM) HonkeyKong: You accidentally a word. That’s bad.
(11:00:45 AM) WunSick: Will I be ok?
(11:00:57 AM) HonkeyKong: Only after you a coke bottle.
(11:01:12 AM) WunSick: A whole coke bottle?
(11:01:24 AM) HonkeyKong: Yes. A whole coke bottle.
(11:01:41 AM) WunSick: Well I almost the whole coke bottle but it didnt work.
(11:01:56 AM) HonkeyKong: Then you need to the coke bottle again.
(11:02:01 AM) HonkeyKong: The whole thing this time.
(11:02:44 AM) WunSick: Hurm… What if I just the coke bottle instead?
(11:03:35 AM) HonkeyKong: Nope. It’s all or nothing. You have to make sure you the WHOLE bottle.
(11:04:21 AM) WunSick: Damn. Ok.

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Ryan and I play too much Zelda.

May 19th, 2009

(1:19:14 PM) HonkeyKong: *rummages through bag*
(1:19:23 PM) HonkeyKong: DUH-NUH-NUH-NUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH
(1:19:32 PM) ***HonkeyKong holds a pack of Reese’s Cups over his head like Link.
(1:20:16 PM) WunSick: YOU HAVE FOUND A REESE’S. PRESS AND HOLD (B) TO USE.
(1:20:44 PM) HonkeyKong: Pull Wii Remote and Nunchuk apart to open package.
(1:20:57 PM) WunSick: HEY
(1:21:00 PM) WunSick: HEY LISTEN
(1:21:55 PM) WunSick: DID YOU KNOW IF YOU HOLD (Z) YOU CAN LOCK ON TO YOUR REESE’S AND TARGET IT FOR YOUR MOUTH?
(1:22:32 PM) ***HonkeyKong presses A and waits for Navi to hide under his hat.

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DVDHacks

May 14th, 2009

I was looking around www.Archive.org at some of my old works and projects, and found a few images from when I was working on the power adapter for the Xbox360… I present you the images/info for no other reason than they are kind of cool.

(Xbox360Tool shown, x360 DVDDrive Adapter shown, Xbox360 HDD Adapter shown)

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LOL I HAS SWINE FLU…

April 29th, 2009

8:55:53 AM) WunSick: I still think this swine flu thing is amusing, I cant help but laugh..
(8:56:03 AM) HonkeyKong: It’s fucking retarded.
(8:56:15 AM) HonkeyKong: The media keeps talking about it, trying to freak everyone out.
(8:56:32 AM) HonkeyKong: Burn the swine flu scare into everybody’s heads, so it can be used as a marketing term to make more money.
(8:56:41 AM) WunSick: Amusing to see people flip out.
(8:56:53 AM) WunSick: HANG NAILS, THE NEW PANDEMIC !
(8:56:55 AM) HonkeyKong: In a month, you’ll be able to walk into any drugstore and see “GOOD FOR SWINE FLU” labels on everything.
(8:57:04 AM) HonkeyKong: And people will buy it.
(8:57:26 AM) HonkeyKong: FLINTSTONE VITAMINS: PROTECTS AGAINST SWINE FLU
(8:57:40 AM) HonkeyKong: TAMPAX: SOAKS UP SWINE FLU AT THE SOURCE
(8:57:56 AM) HonkeyKong: CENTRUM: NOW WITH 100% LESS SWINE FLU
(8:58:03 AM) WunSick: NyQuil: Cold and Swine Flu.
(8:58:24 AM) HonkeyKong: DayQuil: FUCK YOU, IT DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE IF IT’S ON A MEDICINE BOTTLE… SWINE FLU

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Todays code snippet.

April 21st, 2009
10  THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END
20  YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
30  SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT
40  NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
50  AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
60  GOTO 10
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Twhirl vs TweetDeck

April 14th, 2009

Well, in recent months, I have been on the search for the “best” twitter client (Windows).  After a few shots of tequila and I have searched far and wide and came up with two that I really like.  I almost decided to just start writing my own…  Anyways, lets list some of the pros and cons… A lot of them will be left out, but the ones that matter to me will be listed, fuck you, this is my site.

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CATS CANT TYPE!!!

March 16th, 2009


via GunShowComic

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Terrible…

March 10th, 2009

(2:02:47 PM) HonkeyKong: Some days, all I want to do are things that are unquestionably evil. >_<
(2:03:22 PM) WunSick: Ditto.
(2:03:43 PM) HonkeyKong: Just waiting for the day that I finally snap.
(2:03:48 PM) HonkeyKong: It’ll probably be all over the news.
(2:04:03 PM) HonkeyKong: “Geek snaps and kills hundreds of people… WITH SCIENCE!”
(2:04:28 PM) WunSick: Often times, I do things that are unquestionably unethical in the name of just being a dick to fulfil some sort of evil quota. I feel “drained” and “stuck” unless I do this on a semi-regular basis.
(2:04:46 PM) HonkeyKong: Ever poke holes in ramen cups at the supermarket?
(2:05:03 PM) WunSick: Ever poke holes in a box of condoms at the supermarket?
(2:05:16 PM) HonkeyKong: No. The last thing I want is stupid people breeding more stupid people.
(2:05:36 PM) HonkeyKong: A crotch full of boiling water is more effective at preventing that.
(2:05:45 PM) WunSick: No. The last thing I want is stupid people eating my holy ramen with more stupid people.
(2:06:03 PM) WunSick: Similar reply for Ramen.

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What’s your sign?

March 10th, 2009

Found some pretty amusing horoscopes… Enjoy.

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